I saw this ingenious shelter a homeless guy made a few weeks back - he took a big golf umbrella and attached a thick blanket over it to make an insulated shell, then slept under it in a corner. I'm just sayin.

thread delivers.

Quit being a weenie. Call the hospital, tell them you're uninsured and make shit money. Ask them if there's a payment plan you can be put on where you give a tiny bit per month at first and then save up later for bigger payments. $1500 is NOTHING to a hospital. I've had $40K in hospital bills and they've worked with me on that. As long as you get to them before they have to call the collection agency on you, they WILL work with you.

great, Jas, way to ruin the thread with a logical and earnest answer. We almost had him eating dog food!

But goddamn it'd suck if they made universal health care mandatory, huh?

what do you think i meant by "work something out" with the hospital. i'm aware of how things like that work.

i know it's a not a lot of money in the scheme of things but when you work for peanuts an hour and you're constantly balancing a balance of zero, it seems like a lot.

oh and sell the futon wins the thread.

too bad it's not even mine to sell.

That just means your profit is free and clear with zero investment.

no shit. 1 gazillion % return on investment.

Oh believe me, brother. I am in the same boat you are. At the tender age of 31, I have my first savings account with a whopping $200 in it. And I'm proud of that. I know the feeling of not knowing if bills should be paid or if groceries should be purchased. I guess I'm just trying to reassure you that although you're staying up until 3am worrying about this, there's hope and that a lot of people go through this. And yes, $1500 is a LOT of money to me, too.

But if humiliation is what you were after, then sorry for jumping into your thread. Porn always pays well. Sell your ass for $1500. That's a great idea.

Gotta be some rich old poppa bears in NYC trolling for first-time ass.

JUST EAT THE GODDAMNED DOG FOOD

Just go to a Star Wars convention and tell all the nerds you're George Lucas and you need help financing your new movie.

America balls?

You have to do something more classy than just sucking dick a few times if you want the real money. High end male escort. To the yellow pages!

Join the club. I don't think I've met a single person who's not in debt.

put "escort" in quotes and wink when you say it, and we're suggesting the same thing.

You could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each. Or 50 really fat chicks for $1000 bucks...

What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay...

sell drugs dont take drugs for profit only take money for profit

sell your body

sell plasma, in richmond you get 25 for your first visit, 40 for your second, then i think it goes in that rotation forever. ive never done it but i bet its easy money!

look on craigslist for gigs. those are immediate openings for short term jobs. for instance i might blow up balloons for 60 dollars an hour. no nudity or anything sexual. just blowing up some balloons until they pop.

weird.

All you need, Chase, is a clean shave and a cowboy hat, and the dough will start rolling in...

i shave for no man FT

and i've always thought of myself as more of a ratso rizzo

"I'm not sure officer. She posted here off and on, but this was apparently her last one."

word.

i wonder what i could get college girls to do for 80 an hour

One thing at a time. Get $80, then start getting creative.