Topic of tonight: Cost of education.

You get a chance to step up to the microphone. What is your question for the president?

Have you considered any alternatives to standardized testing to measure student achievement, and therefore teacher and school assessment?
If yes, what?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

I honestly wouldn't even bother. Just can't imagine a question that couldn't be pseudo-answered to avoid any meaningful discourse.

"nih!"

or i guess rather, "nih?"

Thank you.

Just for shits and giggles though, ask when the government, on the state and federal level, is going to become willing to listen to the people who are doing this every day instead of throwing half-baked policies created by bureaucrats and "business leaders" at educators every few years. None of the shit is sticking to the walls, guys.

I have a 2-part question

What's up with all these lady tilfs bangin students left and right

And

Where were they fucking 20 years ago?

^ Two fine, fine questions that I want answers to.

You know, there was one guy in h.s. who swore he banged one of the younger hotter teachers. But none of us ever believed him.