busted for public urination.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Tania, you're right, it shouldn't matter that they're latino, I'm just pissed off by the whole thing, pun intended.

I'm angry that they were assholes.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:27 pm

You're right...assholes are assholes. Just thought it odd that you would point out they were latin, that's all. I've never thought of you as being racist, but seeing the ugly shit that you have in the teaching environment, I can certainly understand certain people's attitudes.

I wasn't offended, btw, just curious.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Yeah, there's no excuse for racism, from either side, i of all people should know that.

Just a knee jerk reaction.

I apologize.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:27 pm

epa Wrote:

I was with Jay Bennett

50 bucks says Tweedy's the one who tipped off the cops.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:40 pm

Busy time for our Jay.

puma · **Posted:** Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:10 pm

bluejayway Wrote:

Try wearing a full skirt, it's easier to get away with it. Of course, you may be hassled in other ways...

Yup.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:59 am

epa Wrote:

you know when you're drunk and your drunk friend has to go, and then you have to go too, and then two stupid undercover latino cops with no real crime anywhere else in chicago to fight manhandle you and write you tickets for public urination?

Thanks! I needed an opening scene for the gay porn film in my head!

Edit: Thanks for the title, too! I'm calling it "Manhandle."

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:18 am

Man, I'm glad I live out in the woods.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:31 am

bluejayway Wrote:

Sorry about the UIP ticket. They can be real steep. Try wearing a full skirt, it's easier to get away with it. Of course, you may be hassled in other ways...

Women urinate with aplomb from standing positions? I have been under the impression, since forever, that erect female urination leads to a lot of foulness on the thighs and shins....

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

epa Wrote:

I've been carved open by skinheads, i've been mugged by blacks, i've been mugged by latinos.?

That's rough! You have my deepest sympathies, that's too much abuse for one person to deal with.

Did they all happen in the same city?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

no, Cleveland, Chicago, Orlando...

thanks for the sympathies.

And thanks for reminding me that I'm quite satisfied to be alive, and this ticket is just a ticket and nothing to get really mad over.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:10 pm

gauchebag · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:21 pm

bluejayway Wrote:

Monty Wrote:

bluejayway Wrote:

Sorry about the UIP ticket. They can be real steep. Try wearing a full skirt, it's easier to get away with it. Of course, you may be hassled in other ways...

Women urinate with aplomb from standing positions? I have been under the impression, since forever, that erect female urination leads to a lot of foulness on the thighs and shins....

You've missed me, haven't ya? No one else would answer this with such earnestness, and you know it.

As a woman, you have several thrilling public urination options. Easiest is sitting somewhere with a slope, or a ledge or overhang of some sort (large municipal downtown tree-pots are just one excellent choice!). Sit, arrange skirt, wee. Bliss! For the more advanced, peeing standing up without making a giant mess is possible; it may take a little practise and you definitely don't want to be wearing knickers under that full skirt. Easiest with a very full bladder. There's also the container option. Why, I know of a woman who peed in a plastic bag on the subway without spilling a drop (and of course it's not illegal to carry a container of urine about). Enjoy!

this is the kind of honesty this country needs more of.

run for president or something.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:03 pm

bluejayway Wrote:

Monty Wrote:

bluejayway Wrote:

Sorry about the UIP ticket. They can be real steep. Try wearing a full skirt, it's easier to get away with it. Of course, you may be hassled in other ways...

Women urinate with aplomb from standing positions? I have been under the impression, since forever, that erect female urination leads to a lot of foulness on the thighs and shins....

You've missed me, haven't ya? No one else would answer this with such earnestness, and you know it.

As a woman, you have several thrilling public urination options. Easiest is sitting somewhere with a slope, or a ledge or overhang of some sort (large municipal downtown tree-pots are just one excellent choice!). Sit, arrange skirt, wee. Bliss! For the more advanced, peeing standing up without making a giant mess is possible; it may take a little practise and you definitely don't want to be wearing knickers under that full skirt. Easiest with a very full bladder. There's also the container option. Why, I know of a woman who peed in a plastic bag on the subway without spilling a drop (and of course it's not illegal to carry a container of urine about). Enjoy!

Enjoy it, I did.

My only concern, though, is that with the squatting method, the woman is putting her -- how to put it? --, she is putting her hardware in fairly close proximity to the scuzziness of the ground.

Welcome to infection city!

Now, with the standing method,... I think I might.... Never mind.

[Trails off.]

busted for public urination.

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