It might have just been the shoes. I have some shoes that smell like rank shit. Or had shoes, I threw those bitches out, specially after I got my new K-Swisses

hell yeah, that's a sexy shoe.

If there were ever a gay Seinfeld, there needs to be a part for OPA Constanza.

But, yeah, if he can't be bothered to shower, he probably can't bothered to take care of any number of other things.

Hell, maybe he was nervous and needed to work off some of the energy....ah to hell with it. I'm not defending stinky feet....your reaction was justified.

Behold the power of cheese.

In hindsight, suggesting a shower would have been the way to go, but in that situation, I would undoubtedly have done something different and then second guessed myself all the way home.

Actually, I'm so into avoiding creating uncomfortable situations (and any moment following the removal of my shirt is an uncomfortable situation) that, knowing me, I would have had sex with him anyway and pretended nothing was wrong.

I like OPA's mindset here.

Smelly feet - completely disgusting.
Sucking off cock of complete stranger - absolutely no problem with that.

where did you guys go to eat?

So anyway, he called me last night and apologized for making me feel uncomfortable. He explained that he had gone to the gym and didn't have enough time to take a shower so he took one of those bird baths. I told him that I appreciated his apology but it was unnecessary as he really didn't do anything wrong. He then asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out this weekend so I of course played hard to get and told him, I can't on Friday but Saturday night I'm his. I also asked him if he'd be going to the gym on Saturday...lol...and he said no, but he also said that if he did, then he'd have to take shower and prance around nude in front of me. Now tell me, how could I say no to him?

You're such a lush. You should've made him buy you flowers at least.

slut.


good for you...go get em tiger

a birdbath?

tell me, did he really use the word "prance"?

"Read the card! Read the card!"

doing the dirty when it's dirty isn't as much fun.

bacteria goes nuts in hot sweaty poorly ventilated areas. yuck.

I think it would read something like this:

Chris,

Sorry I have stinky feet. Can I make it up to you by prancing around naked? I have a bird bath.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXX

If you were any easier to get you'd be the common cold.

Buuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnnn!

i can't see anyone else besides horses and gay men using that word, well...if horses could talk.

Mr. Ed wouldn't say prance.

Yes, he did say the word "prance" and I thought it was cute, so there.

Does he have good taste in music? Or is he like my gay barber who listens to Notorious B.I.G constantly.

Vocabulary usage acceptance corellates to attraction.

I once dated a country-music fan who used phrases like "hoo-dawg Jeeziz!" and "fuck my shitbricks," but she was an 11 on the frostometer, so it was cute for awhile.

I'm desperately hoping this was used euphemistically.

If not, did you?

classic.

on a first date that's fucking uncalled for and weird.

not like there isn't anything one can do about that.
he needs to go see dr. scholl's and get a prescription.